Record holders

I need a new hobby. Which record shall I try to break?

 

The greatest number of standard beermats ever stuffed in to the mouth?

Trampoline to trampoline bouncing?

Letters to editors?

Most paintings completed in 25 hours (medical art)?

 

Fran Capo is certainly on a roll: highest book signing, most chiropractic patients, deepest book signing, fastest talking, fastest song to nationally syndicated radio broadcast.